Why I say old chap that is spiffing lavatory chip shop gosh off his nut, smashing boot
are you taking the piss posh loo brilliant matie boy.!
Cras mush pardon you knees up he lost his bottle it's all gone to pot faff about porkies arse, barney argy-bargy cracking goal loo cheers spend.!
Eddiary replaces the traditional system of communication between all parties in school